Great father's day ideas

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Right now, I'm getting getting a lot of email like this, all desperate to offer me great gifts for Father's Day, or "solve" my Father's Day "dilemmas" - whatever they might be.

And everyone is getting in on the action, from cigar vendors (possible) to indoor wind tunnels (unlikely) to domain hosting companies ("for your Dad to start his own website" - as if!).

All of which falls on deaf ears: unbeknownst to all of the marketeers, despite this age of ever-present consumer profiling, I ceased to require father's day gift ideas 5 years ago.