A Half-Remembered Life

..."may not soak up vomit". Always good to know that about a mattress.

One Sunday morning, we found all this treasure underneath the television. And three marbles.

What the Microsoft Visual Studio T-shirt should look like. "Visual Studio" T-shirt What it looks like if it doesn't f...

I always choose quick-frozen cephalopods, don't you? I find they're so much more tasty.

Um...no. Spotted in Toys 'R' Us this weekend; stuffed animal heads! Suitable for mounting on the wall, just like Grandpa has in...

When I say "Is it too early for a drink?", I'm not asking for permission; I'm asking for a companion, a co-conspirator.

Whilst rummaging in the fridge for the mayonnaise (for a mid-morning turkey sandwich) I came upon the unfinished champagne. How could I...