Tuesday, 3 June 2014

This Mattress

..."may not soak up vomit".

Always good to know that about a mattress.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Found Under the Telly

One Sunday morning, we found all this treasure underneath the television.

And three marbles.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Virtual Stud

What the Microsoft Visual Studio T-shirt should look like.

"Visual Studio" T-shirt
What it looks like if it doesn't fit quite right. And the reason why people were staring at my chest.

"Visual Stud" T-shirt

Saturday, 10 May 2014

Quick Frozen Cephlapods

I always choose quick-frozen cephalopods, don't you?

I find they're so much more tasty.

Monday, 5 May 2014

Because Children Need Stuffed Animal Heads, Right?


Spotted in Toys 'R' Us this weekend; stuffed animal heads! Suitable for mounting on the wall, just like Grandpa has in his hunting lodge!

Except not stuffed like that. And totally appropriate for hanging above your child's bed.

The most wrong/funny thing about this - to my mind, at least - is that one of the options is a unicorn's head.

Toys 'R' Us: where childhood dreams end.

Sunday, 4 May 2014

Too Early for a Drink?

When I say "Is it too early for a drink?", I'm not asking for permission; I'm asking for a companion, a co-conspirator.

Thursday, 26 December 2013

Christmas Serendipity

Whilst rummaging in the fridge for the mayonnaise (for a mid-morning turkey sandwich) I came upon the unfinished champagne.

How could I refuse?