About Me

Your host: Jaffle McSnaffle

A sometime singlespeeder, fixedwheelnut and budding triathlete, I was born a Yorkshireman, but I've been naturalised as a Southerner.

This is my place

Friends, I encourage you to pack a lightweight (but fully functional) heart when you visit. You may find your enjoyment magnified by this simple measure. Some of the things you will discover herein are not entirely true, and others most certainly do not let the truth get in the way of a good story.

You may also care to cover the ears of any minors you have by way of companions, for I cannot in good faith guarantee you that your time here will not be free from vulgarity. Oh, the editing process will take the worst offense away, I am sure, but sometimes I just need to let one rip, if you will.

But let's not concern ourselves with the details for the moment. So leave your worries by the door - next to your shoes - and put your trust in your humble narrator. It'll be better than fine; it'll be brilliant.