Definition: Ook

ook [ook]

-verb

1. To be excessively delayed due to fannying around.
2. To send an email around the company proclaiming your love of monkeys or
   something monkey related; to do this to someone else ("I left my
   computer unlocked and he ooked me!").
3. To slack off a meeting.

BING is not Google

Did you ever wonder what BING stands for?

It seems obvious to me (remembering that computer people are noted for their peculiar sense of humour) that BING is not Google.