Found Under the Telly

One Sunday morning, we found all this treasure underneath the television.

And three marbles.

Virtual Stud

What the Microsoft Visual Studio T-shirt should look like.

"Visual Studio" T-shirt

What it looks like if it doesn't fit quite right. And the reason why people were staring at my chest.

"Visual Stud" T-shirt

Quick Frozen Cephlapods

I always choose quick-frozen cephalopods, don't you?

I find they're so much more tasty.

Because Children Need Stuffed Animal Heads, Right?

Um...no.

Spotted in Toys 'R' Us this weekend; stuffed animal heads! Suitable for mounting on the wall, just like Grandpa has in his hunting lodge!

Except not stuffed like that. And totally appropriate for hanging above your child's bed.

The most wrong/funny thing about this - to my mind, at least - is that one of the options is a unicorn's head.

Toys 'R' Us: where childhood dreams end.

Too Early for a Drink?

When I say "Is it too early for a drink?", I'm not asking for permission; I'm asking for a companion, a co-conspirator.